I read this list on a friend's blog (Thanks Dacia!!) and I died laughing through it all. I had read these before I became a mom and I thought they were funny but now they mean so much more!! Okay confession time for mommys, how many of these do you confess to doing??
1. Cleaning by yourself is no longer a chore. It’s a vacation!!!
2. You hide in the bathroom to be alone.
3. Your kid throws up… & you CATCH IT!
4. When someone else’s kid pukes at a party… you keep eating!
5. You wipe other kids' noses.
6. You clap when someone goes potty.
7. You have caught spit-up in your hand.
8. You leave for a date with your husband carrying a diaper bag instead of your purse.
9. You have shared a fifteen-minute conversation about your baby with a complete stranger at the grocery store.
10. You silently curse people if they call during nap time.
11. You forgot your mother-in-law's first name because you now only refer to her as "Grandma."
12. You can recite Goodnight Moon and Green Eggs and Ham by heart.
13. You are just as surprised when you sleep through the night as when your child does.
14. You consider it a major triumph if you shower by noon.
15. You pick up the phone and call your mother when your baby rolls over for the first time.
16. You have dressed your baby in whatever is on top of the clean laundry pile.
17. You cry at Johnson & Johnson commercials.
18. You know you're a mom when you gently sway back and forth, back and forth—then suddenly realize your child is not even in the room.
19. you've ever crawled under a crib at 2 a.m. searching for a pacifier like your life depended on it.
20. you've ever stuck a pacifier in your mouth just to clean it off!
21. you never call a pacifier "a pacifier."
22. you start looking at diaper bags the same as you did those awesome leather purses currently hanging in your closet.
23. You accidentally leave the bathroom door open when you have company.
24. baby wipes are more valuable than money at any given time of day in any given location.
25. everything you ever need is on the floor of your car.
26. your “me time” usually consists of daddy watching the baby for 30 minutes while you clean up the kitchen.
27. You can tell your baby’s pooping from 20 feet away.
28. Your “purse” has more snacks and toys than lipstick and cash.
29. A quiet house alerts you that something is wrong.
30. After you finally get your child to sleep at night, you miss her!
31. You reach into your purse for your wallet and pull out a sippy cup!
32. One small word uttered from the mouth of your child causes the world to stop: "mommy"
33. All of your sentence contain double words..."do you have a boo boo?", "wave bye bye", "kiss daddy night night"....
34. The baby on your hip is not a hindrance to any task.
35. You smell your baby's bottom without thinking twice.
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